Uganda Parliament

Trial of Uganda Constitution

There’s a trial in parliament. The accused is the constitution. The constitution stands accused of standing in the way of one man’s despotic ambitions. The chief complainant is...
Museveni the Farmer

Kisanja Hakuna Muchezo, What You Need To Know

The president has declared his latest term not for jokes, those things are for former V.P Bukenya. Meanwhile, someone should offer that guy a job in Akandolindoli,...
Uganda Police Knocks Man

An Officer and an Unfortunate Gentleman

NTV Uganda broke a story involving police brutality. This in turn drained our phones’ batteries as people forwarded the clip over and over. It also created the...
Kampala Traffic

We Need These Ministries Too. Asap!!!

Minister for blocking out social media Since blocking social media channels is now a thing, we also need a minister to preside over this important matter. We don’t...
Kadaga Visits a Witch Doctor

Kadaga Talks To The Ancestors: What Really Went Down

Rebecca Kadaga (aka Becky with the wig hair) caused outrage in the country by going to “thank” her ancestors in Busoga for winning the speakership. She says...
Eddy Kenzo

Why Museveni Should Choose Kenzo As Minister Of Education

Some people are about to be fired from their ministerial posts as the president ushers in a new and unprecedented era of steady progress. As concerned citizens,...

Maria Kiwanuka Chats With Museveni: A Fly On The Wall Brings You The Convo

A few moons ago, President Museveni reshuffled cabinet. He basically meant, “I wear the pants in this country and every day I be’s reshuffling.” Old brooms were...
Museveni Kaguta

Museveni Pauses Game Of Thrones, Reshuffles Cabinet

It’s not complicated. Someone messed with President Museveni’s iPad and now his iTunes shuffle feature won’t work. Something had to be shuffled. And so he shuffled. ♫ EVERY DAY...
Sseya's Letter

Sseya’s Resignation Letter

From: My names am Cold All Hajj Nasser Ssebbaggalla To: Those of NRM Re: Resignational Letter Well Done Me as Sseya am righting here to officially declare how am withdrawing my...
Lake Victoria

Lake Victoria Sold: What the Government Might Tell People

Lake Victoria. The biggest pond in East Africa. The ninth continental lake in the world. A lake that brings together the three major East African states-Uganda, Kenya...

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