The Loathe Letters
Dear guy who I was slightly obsessed with last year. You would roll into town from Kenya and somehow impress me with your company expense account, and...
The Kinks in Kampala’s Cocks
There is a guy in Muyenga; living on his own in a really great house, apparently no wife and kids, I met him at a charity event...
Your Job Is Evil. Quit!
What do you do for a living?
It’s funny how many professions and positions of employment have an evil side that their occupants don’t even know about....
To Love A Broke-Ass Man
Your mother is wrong. So is your five-figure-salary earning boyfriend. He’s just trying to hold onto the miracle or idiocy that is you. Just when he thought...
She Flirted With My Workmate
Uncle Agony dear,
Recently, I attended an office party with my fiancée where I caught her talking to a workmate in a way I thought was somewhat flirtatious....
Cheaters Manual – How to Cover Your Tracks
Okay, so I’m back again writing. I don’t know why I’m doing this because I know I will get a lot of grief from guys asking me...
Fantasizing Without The Cabbage
I was sending flirty texts to a potential lover when he asked me:
<So what’s yr fantasy?>
(If you’re not the type of person who texts in proper English,...
The Network
The Hitchhiker
He was hanging up the phone as J walked up to him. He stood up, widening his arms to welcome her in a hug; all one...
Letter to Senior Six ‘vacists’
Yo, wassup, peeps? You be how, all ye? Are you kawa? Maato? Suzie? Jo? I know you be on pressure now ‘cause Bukenya has released those things...
Notes from an Idle Mind; The one without Bad Black
Ideally I’d be doing notes from an idle mind… or notes from the corridors of power, but our editor insists that we cover Bad Black. Unfortunately, with...
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