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  • gundi

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  • Freak

    Who has a pirated copy of ‘unknown’?

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  • sandra

    but BBA always Ugandan gals injustice…we are so misrepresented….

  • Eric

    My dear Unc’s, thanks for doing all Ugandans justice…esp saya and kazibwe

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    i have read the tips on beating the breathalyser and not seen a single disclaimer so am going to try it and someone better be responsible

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  • Mampe

    Eh eh? What is this? A general chatbox? Just being there for us to put general comments in? Like this?

  • Mampe

    I can see my name! Yay! Now I’m famous.
    And yes, it IS a general chatbox.

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  • masereka .j

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  • Donatella

    Cool page guys. In other news Mama Mabira is in hospital Fighting for her life after a bad accident on Ebs road this morng. Prayers pipo

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  • Arthur

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  • Alys

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  • Bam

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  • I like tigers

    Don’t be fake meaniegreenies naamwe.

  • Boub

    Happy BD Ernest. Yo the BEST.

  • Alys

    Commemorating world aids day by adopting a pothole orphaned by…no wait, that’s not right… jus adopting i guess

  • Terry

    Hello Earnest. Yes. I happen to go to Olduvai gorge. That has been my school for five years. I assure you there are no signs of cholera-or even its evolution. But Olduvai gorge? really? Thats my school! You schmuck!

  • Sarah

    I think fact No. 9 needs some adjustments it should read “walking is prohibited to particular pipo in the country”

  • Kabuye

    This is a very interesting way of lookig at things. please don let Kayikuuzi(Kayihura) blink while readin this

  • Alys

    Comment

  • Alys

    Are these politicians being scandalous just to appear on ULK? Eh, okay….you’re big like that…I see.

  • Name

    Comment

  • Cifeisoto

    привет all. давно ни во что не играл…. какие щяс игрушки рульные?

  • Terry

    Hahaha, blasphemy! I’m not quite sure your maker is finding this as hillarious as I am because lets face it, he has no sense of humour, and I don’t think You would like him to show it now would you? Hahaha. Good one though!

  • Alys

    It’s snowing in Kampala. Thank you ULK!

  • eddy

    ULK makrs my day my dy with the thrilling articles

  • phoebe

    u guys should demand a tv station… or just hola at that minister who stole the masts… for those of us who havent been bitten by the social- network/ anything- computer-borne, bug??

  • Taban Fatiha

    Some things that ain’t worth complain’ abt in Ug anymo. Surely if u did, you leave us no choice but to think you a newbie/foreigner, well whatever!

    1. Potholes: (like seriously? gundi by now is it not clear how endowed we r with geographical features? and wu sed they are potholes, ezo Craters, yes! in the middle of the streets.)

    2. Umeme: (now this one hmm, when they said dark continent, what did you think they meant? surely now u shud be used to it, gula generator lol)

    3. Taxis: (ma3s,hmm what is the prob?, the stench, old seats, that rude conductor oba the careless driver? If they could, even in your compound they wud park. aha sigh)

    4. Jam: (the more the credit crunch, simanyi fuel price hikes, the more the cars, how do you explain that? simple. it all equals to a wealthy city, abantu bali mubintu!heheheh wama Mun G okitegela!)

    your truly
    Random thoughts just…

  • AG

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  • Rukundocollin

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  • arthur “tha puzzlekitakufe

    great work!keep it up fellaz

  • Arthur Wonny

    Wow! Awesome. Finally i’m proud of something from this crap hole of a country. I bumped into this site like…well, i don’t remember but i think i’ve a new erection__sorry umm, addiction. It’s like my new hecklerspray! Anyways to the editors, 1 question-is it possible for someone to send an article? Not that you ve to publish it but just to look through? Like some ideas and all?

  • ULK

    Arthur, send your email address to feedback@urbanlegendkampala.com. Or just use our ‘Contact us’ page

  • alfred beilin

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    alfred beilin

  • Banange

    Nga our comments break break? As if we be stuttering?

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    This site is off the hook.
    mbu what? I know u guys r probably lying on the floor all speechless, filled with self pride now…work on the easy-humor.

    http://www.kollinsayz.blogspot.com

  • Leonard “Lenny” Ogwal

    Ernest’s lines of wit, satire and humour alone are too overwhelming for me to bear. When you put him together with the rest of the legends…DAMN!!! The laughs are commanded aplenty. Ever since i discovered ULK I’ve been struggling to get work done at the office and, annoyingly the strips keep coming incessantly, each piece seemingly wittier than the previous. YOU BE KILLIN ‘EM LEGENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • rocky

    i know Zarie personally. i live in pretoria as she does. i agree with some things that u wrote like wanting kataala.. but mentioning things like that brooklyn isnt a city, its actually the first surburb she ever lived in here in pretoria.. so she got the name ther etc

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  • Kollin

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  • Gerald Ainomugisha

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  • tumukunde colombo

    i just loggged on to the main site today for the first time and i have been (lets not be soooo discrete) laughing my freaking arse offf…its like you guys only sleep just so you can dream of ways to make us laugh until we fart even in the presence of a hott lil tottie…

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    • http://bazanye.com Ernest Bazanye

      Hi Diana. It’s me, Baz. Now the site was down for a while, but it’s fixed. You can find it here: http://bazanye.com/?p=591 . Hope you enjoy it

  • dianalovesu

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  • Herman

    U guys shd update us on the rumours that our most beloved rockstar RK has enrolled for American Idol

  • colombo

    i hear sera was actually cocooning in to a lovely musician. please advice

  • tha’ puzzle

    keep up the kool work.much regards to your team.

  • audrey saif al islam

    Banange You people…should talk about Bizzu…and her recent photo with Julia Morley…
    Dat gal has it!!!

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    Oh! Yeah!! and about models…and how we have slender legs…slender hips…and our cool…calm demeanor…!!! lol !!!

  • Ali

    This is what we mean when we say TWAKOOWA! naye bambi sisqo. i hope he at least went gorilla tracking…

  • audrey saif al islam

    Lol!!

  • audrey saif al islam

    Poor Sisqo…his generation out grew him..

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