The Bible says we were all created in God`s image however God would smite you with a vengeance if you spewed out such nonsense when it comes to the case of Donald Trump. If God created the world in 6 days and rested, then Trump`s god is still running around trying to rein in his only creation and go back to the drawing board or just retire and chill things of creating stuff. Trump could be one harrowing experience he may never or indeed anyone could ever recover from.
Here below is the stuff that makes Trump; Trump.
Hahahahhahahaha, I haven’t laughed that hard since Ragga Dee declared that he was running for mayor of Kampala. What intelligence? Trump`s relationship with intelligence is tenuous at best and non-existent most of the times. Whereas exhaustive and conclusive research has not yet been concluded on the matter, there is a prevailing theory that Trump has no brains, just a grayish concoction akin to porridge. We can therefore conclude that Trump and intelligence can’t be mentioned in the same sentence unless you want to unleash world war 3.
There is an existential battle being waged on top of Mr. Trump’s head, it involves a comb, a tonne of hair products and his hair (or what is left of it). This is how the battle unfolds, the comb is deployed to attack the wisps of hair on Mr. Trump`s head, the hair vigorously defends its territory but is eventually decimated by Mr. Trump`s legendary skill in combing hair (perhaps his greatest skill) however, the hair calls in the heavy artillery, i.e. the hair products. The principal offensive tactic of the hair products is to replenish the strands that still languish on the head however this mission encounters strong resistance as Mr. Trump’s head is like the Sahara desert, the only thing that grows there are terrorists.
Donald Trump told the Mexicans that he will build a wall to stop them coming to America and not only that, the Mexicans will, apparently pay for the wall. That is first class kamanyiiro, it`s like a dude who elopes with your wife and then comes back for your daughter too. His bravado is so large that he decided to run for U.S president by basically insulting everything under the sun apart from his mother, presumably. The dude must have attended the Tamale Mirundi Institute of insults and uttering nonsense where he was expelled for showing prodigious skill.
The last time the world was this united when hating on something, it was King Joffrey or Johnny Depp in the Lone Ranger (but that may be just me and a couple of Native Americans) Unfortunately we have no Tyrion Lannister to slap some sense into that gigantic head of his but hopefully the Americans can come to their senses although as a wise man once said, no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. Which is why Trump is running for president and one of the highest rated reality T.V shows in the U.S is called duck dynasty. Be glad you are Ugandan.