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Adventures of The New Chick

By • May 15th, 2012

      Hellen: Evil. Boss.  Okay, it’s the new girl. She’s a pain in the ass. I know I have [...]



The 12-Step Guide: How To Get Out Of Bed On A Cold Morning

By • Apr 25th, 2012

Its the Urban Legend 12-Step Guide to success in Almost Anything. Today we are going to tell you all How [...]



Jane Bussman …. Your Ribs… Now FIGHT!!

By • Apr 19th, 2012

Jane Bussmann is a journalist and comedian, a funny chick who is performing at Mish Mash tomorrow. She’s going to [...]



Long Walk To Freedom: Excerpts from Zuena’s Upcoming Autobiography

By • Apr 17th, 2012

As  you may have heard, much to your delight and excitement, Zuena Cool, wife of highly-decorated musician, superstar and public [...]



Piracy Of Ugandan Music Is Okay. A Review of East African Carnival from someone who wasn’t even there

By • Apr 10th, 2012

We are regularly told, in tones both pleading and scolding, to not subscribe to the services of music pirates, especially [...]



IT WAS ALL A DREAM: A Lesson for the Holiday.

By • Apr 5th, 2012

Come dear reader of this website, let me tell you a wondrous tale such as your ears have never heard [...]



Wine Nine: Pronounced Eric Wainaina. He Was At Jazzville on Friday. This Is A Review

By • Apr 3rd, 2012

A Chinese lady glanced at my VIP card for 0.001 seconds and then pointed me towards the red carpet. I [...]



Who Or What Is A Progrès

By • Apr 3rd, 2012

  First of all, let’s get the pronunciation right. It’s not a “progress”, it’s a Progrès. Pronounced “Prow Gray”. Like [...]



You Can’t Stop StopKony. An Interview With the New Russellites

By • Mar 27th, 2012

      These are not the 100 combat-ready troops from the US armed forces who Obama sent to assist [...]



Grab Somebody & Show Them Some Patriotism

By • Mar 22nd, 2012

Today, I feel lazzy. Too lazzy, infact, to look up the correct speling of any word in this sentence but [...]