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By Our Sub-Urban Legend • Apr 17th, 2012Growing up, he used to chase lions as a hobby; He now just chases cats since there are no lions [...]
Growing up, he used to chase lions as a hobby; He now just chases cats since there are no lions [...]
Hello angry bastard. I know you hate me right now, but because you loved me before last Friday, which is [...]
You have seen the press releases. You have watched the video clips. The guys have written about it. But here’s [...]
Kyokka do you know what has happened?! A zit! A plump, half ripe mountain of a felony has set up [...]
Agg-rey El-Che, Minister of Awesomeness, ULK Well, because I don’t know the time you are reading this article, I have [...]
First of all, Katongole Singh was told to sketch his baddez. I should probably be feeling bad for the man. [...]
Aw’olwaatuka. It was a long, long afternoon in the heavens. Long and boring. You might think that watching humans massacre [...]
First of all, they are outside countries’ people. And you said something akin to outside countries’ people and things being [...]
First of all, fuck fat conductors. If you’re paid to squeeze yourself onto a ka sliver of chair between a [...]
Stray Bird Here is a phone conversation I had recently with my boyfriend: Me: Hi! My Boyfriend: Hey! [...]