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The Get Cool Quick Guide For Dummies

By • Apr 17th, 2012

Growing up, he used to chase lions as a hobby; He now just chases cats since there are no lions [...]



TOP TEN: Miss Kyrte hits back at a dude, and finishes him off with a smiley

By • Nov 10th, 2011

Hello angry bastard. I know you hate me right now, but because you loved me before last Friday, which is [...]



Let’s Get Naked

By • Oct 31st, 2011

You have seen the press releases. You have watched the video clips. The guys have written about it. But here’s [...]



A Word From The ULK Ministry Of Security & Excitement

By • Oct 31st, 2011

Kyokka do you know what has happened?! A zit! A plump, half ripe mountain of a felony has set up [...]



Legendary Party Press Release

By • Oct 25th, 2011

Agg-rey El-Che, Minister of Awesomeness, ULK Well, because I don’t know the time you are reading this article, I have [...]



More Proof That Men Are Idiots!

By • Oct 25th, 2011

First of all, Katongole Singh was told to sketch his baddez. I should probably be feeling bad for the man. [...]



And Then God Said…

By • Sep 2nd, 2011

Aw’olwaatuka. It was a long, long afternoon in the heavens. Long and boring. You might think that watching humans massacre [...]



Of Restaurants: Spur Steak Ranches

By • Aug 29th, 2011

First of all, they are outside countries’ people. And you said something akin to outside countries’ people and things being [...]



Stretcher Romance

By • Aug 25th, 2011

First of all, fuck fat conductors. If you’re paid to squeeze yourself onto a ka sliver of chair between a [...]



Silly Couple Fights

By • Aug 10th, 2011

Stray Bird Here is a phone conversation I had recently with my boyfriend:   Me: Hi! My Boyfriend: Hey!   [...]