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Sports

Applique to Dear Matthias Kiwanuka of New York Giants.

By • May 16th, 2012

  Dear Matthias Kiwanuka, star of the American football team New York Giants How are you and how is America? [...]



How was Golola Moses made? A Fairy Tale

By • Dec 9th, 2011

This morning I was out in the yard at the ULK offices, looking into the sky waiting for it to [...]



Why Uganda Lost: This Time It Had Nothing To Do With Lil Wayne

By • Oct 10th, 2011

Here’s another informed soccer analysis from our expert soccer critic who has reviewed many international matches in his mind. I [...]



Uganda Cranes vs Kenya Chaps. We Go (Us, Not Kenya)

By • Oct 7th, 2011

Are you a patriotic Ugandan? No, I don’t mean are you a registered voter, prompt taxpayer and active participant in [...]



The Man-U Dilemma: Why They Keep Beating Their Friends Like That

By • Sep 19th, 2011

The following is an expert analysis of the Man-U vs Chelsea match from a leading international soccer critic who has [...]



We Love You, Arsenal

By • Aug 29th, 2011

Arse, you took a heavy foot up your team. You wanted to lose by only 7 and a half goals [...]



The Urban Legend Sports Quiz

By • Jun 16th, 2011

    You think you know sports? You don’t? You think you don’t know sports? Well, even better then—the more [...]



Guinea Bisawo Recognise Game

By • Jun 2nd, 2011

Sleek here. The Uganda cranes are set to beat up visitors from West Africa this weekend. It has been advertised [...]



Gold medals strike as Kipsiro takes another one of their brothers

By • Oct 12th, 2010

Gold medals at the XIX Commonwealth Games in New Delhi have started a sit-down strike in protest of Moses Kipsiro’s [...]



Kipsiro’s shadow appeals to human rights body

By • Oct 7th, 2010

After winning the men’s 5,000m gold medal at the Commonwealth Games yesterday, athletics star Moses Kipsiro’s shadow has urged the [...]