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Bribe Someone Today

By • May 18th, 2012

Meet State Minister for Finance (Planning) Hon. Matia Kasaija. The man pictured above was invited to NBS TV for an [...]



Mutebile Says Only God Can Sack Him. Meanwhile At Some Meeting…

By • Mar 2nd, 2012

Over at parliament…   Maybe one of us can dress like God and then go and fire him.   But [...]



Apologies To The Perfectest King In The World

By • Feb 1st, 2012

After the publication of certain unfortunate and poorly-judged statements on this website, we received a message from a reader that [...]



How The President Of Equatorial Guinea Stole A Medal From Uganda

By • Jan 30th, 2012

Aide: Sir, the president of Equatorial Guinea is here. M7: Tell him we already got food from another hotel. Aide: [...]



I Want To Have Sex With NRM

By • Jan 25th, 2012

(Whisper) In many ways, I am an NRM baby. I know the picture that comes to mind is that NRM [...]



A Secret Tour Of The FDC Ninja Training Camp

By • Jan 20th, 2012

Some time back, I took you on a guided secret tour of State House after breaking in. Click here for [...]



Sevo Calls His Ministers Stupid. Meanwhile At One Of The Ministers’ Offices…

By • Jan 17th, 2012

Yesterday it was reported that Museveni told the country that his ministers are stupid, a revelation some sad members of [...]



Excitement As Ugandans Are Ranked 11th Saddest In The World

By • Jan 9th, 2012

Untold excitement filled the streets of Kampala over the weekend after it was announced that Ugandans had scored 11th position [...]



A Secret Tour Of State House

By • Dec 7th, 2011

Today, we take you undercover on a top-secret ULK mission. We reveal how one of our otherwise harmless operatives broke [...]



James Bond Obama – License to Kill

By • Oct 19th, 2011

The US President Barack Obama sent  “…100 “combat-equipped” troops to Uganda to help efforts against rebels of the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA), [...]