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Monday Massacres: How To Be An Amazing MP

By • May 20th, 2013

(Mellow sound of a stream of water flowing. Deep baritone comes in over that) Here at Urban Legend Kampala’s plush, [...]



Top Ten: What I Hope To See At The Zone 7 Back2School Parrey!!

By • Jan 24th, 2013

For several years now, the zone 7 back to school party has been a staple of my calendar. I can [...]



Top Ten reasons to date a boda guy

By • May 10th, 2012

This piece was compiled from an unsolicited drop-off. There I was chilling at home in a suit, like the guy [...]



How are you ugly? Let me count the ways… a TOP TEN

By • Feb 22nd, 2012

In life there are beautiful people and ugly people. That is how it is. And that is all that matters. [...]



Top Ten: Ride This Town

By • Feb 2nd, 2012

I’ve said here before that boda boda riders are what came out when Satan got a handjob. I am man [...]



Monday Massacres: To Di Gym

By • Jan 16th, 2012

Many times you stop halfway to the gym and kick the idea in the buttocks and head home instead. You [...]



TOP TEN: #stepstosurviveahorrormovie

By • Oct 28th, 2011

Life is a movie. Believe it. You are living it right now. In fact look at the person next to [...]



Top Ten: On this Day…

By • Oct 4th, 2011

Today is the 4th day of the month of October. October 4 is the 277th day of the year (278th [...]



TOP TEN: the chweetest cuddliest cutetest most ooochie woochiest pets.

By • Aug 23rd, 2011

As you might know, there is no way that a man can live alone in this harsh cold cwuel cwuel [...]



TOP TEN: Ey! You Are Too Diametrically Enhanced! (#politicalcorrectness)

By • Jul 22nd, 2011

Some people have made it by being overweight. Case in point But usually it doesn’t work. As Africans we are [...]