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Episodes In The Life Of A Sexual Hitchhiker

The Beat Goes On

By • Nov 23rd, 2012

WARNING: This guy had just told a joke and Stella was mid-laugh, her mouth frozen open in a snapshot when [...]

UMEME Romance

By • Mar 15th, 2012

That Sunday, escaping the chokingly dull atmosphere at lunch with the relas, Trish had gone to watch her cousin play [...]

The Expectation

By • Oct 31st, 2011

There is a scene in the film 40 Days and 40 Nights in which Josh Hartnett brings Shannyn Sossamon to [...]

Fantasizing Without The Cabbage

By • Oct 7th, 2011

I was sending flirty texts to a potential lover when he asked me: <So what’s yr fantasy?> (If you’re not [...]


By • Aug 19th, 2011

As he was taking off my clothes he said, “What should we use as a safeword?” “Ummm, how about ‘no’.” [...]

Girl On Girl Violence

By • Jul 12th, 2011

There comes a time in every young woman’s life when she must grab a bitch by the synthetic ponytail, hold [...]

Don’t get it twisted, lust is a beautiful thing…

By • Mar 29th, 2011

That warm, honey brown feeling just above the loins. This is what makes you do crazy/dumb things, like climb downstairs [...]

The Loathe Letters

By • Mar 3rd, 2011

Dear guy who I was slightly obsessed with last year. You would roll into town from Kenya and somehow impress [...]

Hiking Away

By • Jan 14th, 2011

The hitchhiker has not had sex in months I know, I know. Up is left and down is right. The [...]

The Kinks in Kampala’s Cocks

By • Nov 22nd, 2010

There is a guy in Muyenga; living on his own in a really great house, apparently no wife and kids, [...]