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Monday Massacres: Tusaba Gavumenti Etuyambe

By • Dec 16th, 2013

No, we didn’t steal an editor from Bukedde. It’s a trending Luganda phrase for “Furaaaaaayideeee!!!” Even if it’s Monday. Seriously [...]

Sex And The univerCITY; A Campuser’s Diary

By • Nov 7th, 2013

Dear diary, I have come to you in my darkest hour because if I go to the internet, it may [...]

PSA: Ask Not What Buganda Can Do For You…

By • Oct 16th, 2013

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for this kalango. The official way of looking at it… Oct 2013: Kabaka of [...]

Shoulda Stopped When | Ja Rule

By • Aug 9th, 2013

So I took a stroll in a video library the other day, as you would, looking for something to hold [...]

Condom Shortage In Uganda: How To Have Sex The Economically Friendly Way

By • Jul 18th, 2013

Kids in Uganda are starving, ADF rebels have regrouped for fresh attacks, Egypt is politically unstable and now we know why. [...]

The Summers’ Guidebook: How To Lie That You’ve Been Outside Countries And Get Away With It

By • Jul 11th, 2013

For normal people, it’s easy to go outside countries. You just go to the airport, ask where planes going to [...]

Monday Massacres: Museveni vs Kasparov

By • Jul 8th, 2013

Rumors being fueled by reports from a rival media house, brought to our attention by our now jobless receptionist, indicate [...]

Should Have Stopped When | Rihanna

By • Jun 26th, 2013

I know, you’re probably thinking that this particular Should Have Stopped When is a tad premature, what with Riri still [...]

Monday Massacres: BBC to be shut down

By • Jun 24th, 2013

In a move as daft as the bad guy’s decision to make small talk with the main actor before killing [...]

Monday Massacres: Age ain’t nothing but the answer

By • Jun 17th, 2013

True to form, we gave Angola a whip-lashing over the weekend. With Father’s day the next day, we showed them [...]