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Monday Massacres: Let’s Rock This Town

By • May 14th, 2012

Ever since Rachel K ceremoniously left the country last year, the music industry hasn’t been the same. The days of [...]



Save Us From This Generation

By • May 11th, 2012

Legendary Editor, My name is Line. Landline. I’m an 87-year-old Uganda Telecom descendant from the Nsenene clan of 041. I’ve [...]



Top Ten reasons to date a boda guy

By • May 10th, 2012

This piece was compiled from an unsolicited drop-off. There I was chilling at home in a suit, like the guy [...]



Friday Fries: The Weekly News Summary

By • May 4th, 2012

 Legends Erique and Ernest bring you a legendary sum-up of what’s happened this week. Burndemtwotime! In shocked news, the international [...]



Monday Massacres: Of Taking Over

By • Apr 30th, 2012

How are you? Okay. Sleek is somewhere being sick so he asked me to take over the massacres today. Problem [...]



SCORCHING: A Hot Chick Disorganises An Office

By • Apr 27th, 2012

A certain lady walked into an office this morning. She was fly as tsetse, dope as coke and hot as [...]



Friday Fries: The Weekly News Summary

By • Apr 26th, 2012

Legends Erique and Ernest bring you a legendary sum-up of what’s happened this week. Booyakabooyaka! In limited news, this week [...]



The 12-Step Guide: How To Get Out Of Bed On A Cold Morning

By • Apr 25th, 2012

Its the Urban Legend 12-Step Guide to success in Almost Anything. Today we are going to tell you all How [...]



I FEEL LOW AND WEIGHED DOWN

By • Apr 24th, 2012

Uncle Agony Dear, I was recently involved in an abusive encounter. I generally like to keep a low profile and [...]



Monday Massacres: Kenya goes down on Uganda…and then some

By • Apr 23rd, 2012

On Saturday, we took Kenya to school in Rugby. We beat them 19-5 in the first leg of the Elgon [...]