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Bribe Someone Today

By • May 18th, 2012

Meet State Minister for Finance (Planning) Hon. Matia Kasaija. The man pictured above was invited to NBS TV for an [...]



Save Us From This Generation

By • May 11th, 2012

Legendary Editor, My name is Line. Landline. I’m an 87-year-old Uganda Telecom descendant from the Nsenene clan of 041. I’ve [...]



Bobi Vs Bebe: A Museum Display Of Songs & Insults

By • May 7th, 2012

I guess you’ve all heard by now that the Bobi-Bebe show was perpetrated by the government to curb inflation by [...]



Monday Massacres: Of Taking Over

By • Apr 30th, 2012

How are you? Okay. Sleek is somewhere being sick so he asked me to take over the massacres today. Problem [...]



Sexual Terrorism: The Ingrid Turinawe Boob Court Session

By • Apr 23rd, 2012

The curious case of The State Vs Breasts Judge: Take your right hand off the bailiff’s boob and raise it. [...]



She Got Pregnant To Keep Him

By • Apr 5th, 2012

Uncle Agony dear, I have tried to take away my neighbourhood husband but the ring wife of church is putting [...]



My Boyfriend Now Acts Disrespectfully

By • Apr 5th, 2012

Uncle Agony dear, I have issues with my boyfriend. He is a mummy’s boy, he likes picking fights even on [...]



I Don’t Love Him But He Won’t Leave

By • Apr 5th, 2012

Uncle Agony dear, I am surely in agony. You see, there is this man who has been terrorizing me with [...]



An Interview With Natasha The Wise Chimp

By • Mar 29th, 2012

You haven’t heard? A group of German scientists have found a genius Ugandan chimpanzee that is intellectually closer to humans [...]



Turkish Paedophile Gets Two Years For Defiling Over 50 Girls. Meanwhile In Court…

By • Mar 28th, 2012

  Judge: Mzungu! Welcome to court, sir. My name is My Honour, Judge Rosemary and I’m sorry for putting you [...]