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Lost & Found: General Sejusa’s Ninja Letter

By • May 21st, 2013

If you’ve been on the Ugandan internets, then you know that Uganda Police downloaded the new version of Angry Birds [...]



A Ninja’s Interview With BET Award Nominees Moze Radio & Weasel TV

By • May 15th, 2013

By now I believe you’ve all heard that Ugandan entertainment appliances, Radio & TV were nominated for the 2013 BET [...]



Theft In Uganda | An Introduction To The Mafia

By • May 9th, 2013

The internets define the mafia as an organized international body of criminals, operating originally in Sicily and now especially in [...]



My Boyfriend Has Serious Issues

By • Apr 25th, 2013

Uncle Agony dear, I have issues with my boyfriend. He is a mummy’s boy. He likes picking fights even over [...]



How To Answer A-Level Exam Questions Like A Ninja

By • Apr 18th, 2013

St. Lokodo S.S.S.S.S Senior Five End Of Term Two Examination History of Europe By Mr. Cyrus Odongpit Question: It is the [...]



Expelled NRM MPs To Be Cast In Next ‘Expendables’ Movie

By • Apr 16th, 2013

In a joint statement with the NRM Secretary General Amama Mbabazi yesterday, Sylvester Stallone, director of the 2010 ensemble action [...]



Application To Become Miss Uganda

By • Apr 11th, 2013

Many women countrywide heard that Miss Uganda was back was an even bigger catch: A Mercedes Benz with one year [...]



She Just Wants To Be Friends

By • Apr 11th, 2013

Uncle Agony dear, I met this great girl about two months ago and we’ve been hanging out and enjoying each [...]



The Miniskirt Bill: Why Being Sexy Could Get You Arrested

By • Apr 5th, 2013

I’m sure you’ve all heard by now about the law of miniskirts being tabled in the Parliament of Uganda. It [...]



The Creation Story According To Ugandan Book Of Genesis

By • Apr 2nd, 2013

In the beginning God created Straka and she was a ninja. And God looked at His creation and said, “Iyiii!” [...]