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What If Uganda Was Governed By Musicians?

By • Jan 28th, 2014

It started with a simple observation. That Justin Bieber can pull off the same level of governance in Uganda right [...]



Me I Was Misquoted: Minister Denies Banning Miniskirts

By • Jan 17th, 2014

Last year, Uganda’s Minister of Miniskirts Simon Lokodo told women to stay off miniskirts. This year, we find out that [...]



14 People To Watch In ’14 | Part 02

By • Jan 13th, 2014

Master Ragga Gangsta Ivan Lee started the count last week, and I’m here to finish it. Cos they call me [...]



Monday Massacres: Tusaba Gavumenti Etuyambe

By • Dec 16th, 2013

No, we didn’t steal an editor from Bukedde. It’s a trending Luganda phrase for “Furaaaaaayideeee!!!” Even if it’s Monday. Seriously [...]



Duties & Responsibilities Of The Uganda Police Fire Brigade

By • Dec 4th, 2013

Owino market has caught fire for the fourth time and everyone is hurling blame at the Fire Brigade for not [...]



Kicked Out: What Next For The Lord Mayor?

By • Nov 25th, 2013

Many men love attention. Some love to cry like little babies and have naked women run to their rescue while [...]



This Is What Will Happen To You At Campus

By • Sep 4th, 2013

By The Undisputed Fish Drowner Balamaga Rogers Campus is opening soon and freshers can’t wait. But with all the inviting [...]



Condom Shortage In Uganda: How To Have Sex The Economically Friendly Way

By • Jul 18th, 2013

Kids in Uganda are starving, ADF rebels have regrouped for fresh attacks, Egypt is politically unstable and now we know why. [...]



The Summers’ Guidebook: How To Lie That You’ve Been Outside Countries And Get Away With It

By • Jul 11th, 2013

For normal people, it’s easy to go outside countries. You just go to the airport, ask where planes going to [...]



Flames To Riches: How To Get Money From The President

By • Jul 5th, 2013

Dear Mister President, please give me some of that fire money. Those people you gave money are not the only [...]