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Applique to Dear Matthias Kiwanuka of New York Giants.

By • May 16th, 2012

  Dear Matthias Kiwanuka, star of the American football team New York Giants How are you and how is America? [...]



Adventures of The New Chick

By • May 15th, 2012

      Hellen: Evil. Boss.  Okay, it’s the new girl. She’s a pain in the ass. I know I have [...]



Bobi vs Bebe vs Halima vs Kyle

By • May 8th, 2012

Yesterday we had a full report on the Battle Of The Champions, i.e. the concert where Bobi Wine and Bebe [...]



Negative Portrayal To Africa of The West in The Media Mssswww

By • May 3rd, 2012

Those of us who are deep and well informed, those of us who are not lazy African intellecuals, are aware [...]



The 12-Step Guide: How To Get Out Of Bed On A Cold Morning

By • Apr 25th, 2012

Its the Urban Legend 12-Step Guide to success in Almost Anything. Today we are going to tell you all How [...]



Long Walk To Freedom: Excerpts from Zuena’s Upcoming Autobiography

By • Apr 17th, 2012

As  you may have heard, much to your delight and excitement, Zuena Cool, wife of highly-decorated musician, superstar and public [...]



The Zari Show: A Must Watch Documentary About Being Local

By • Apr 12th, 2012

If you are the sort of person with the time and brain cells to waste, you may have wondered over [...]



Piracy Of Ugandan Music Is Okay. A Review of East African Carnival from someone who wasn’t even there

By • Apr 10th, 2012

We are regularly told, in tones both pleading and scolding, to not subscribe to the services of music pirates, especially [...]



Who Or What Is A Progrès

By • Apr 3rd, 2012

  First of all, let’s get the pronunciation right. It’s not a “progress”, it’s a Progrès. Pronounced “Prow Gray”. Like [...]



You Can’t Stop StopKony. An Interview With the New Russellites

By • Mar 27th, 2012

      These are not the 100 combat-ready troops from the US armed forces who Obama sent to assist [...]