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Monday Massacres: Museveni vs Kasparov

By • Jul 8th, 2013

Rumors being fueled by reports from a rival media house, brought to our attention by our now jobless receptionist, indicate [...]

Monday Massacres: BBC to be shut down

By • Jun 24th, 2013

In a move as daft as the bad guy’s decision to make small talk with the main actor before killing [...]

Monday Massacres: Age ain’t nothing but the answer

By • Jun 17th, 2013

True to form, we gave Angola a whip-lashing over the weekend. With Father’s day the next day, we showed them [...]

Monday Massacres: Big Brother, Why You No Like Us?

By • Jun 10th, 2013

A few weeks ago, Uganda sent two of its citizens to a house in South Africa to drink alcohol, be [...]

Monday Massacres: Leaked Police Se-juice-aah report

By • May 27th, 2013

Last week, the police did a ninja on the media and shutdown very many media houses, including one newspaper and [...]

Monday Massacres: How To Be An Amazing MP

By • May 20th, 2013

(Mellow sound of a stream of water flowing. Deep baritone comes in over that) Here at Urban Legend Kampala’s plush, [...]

Monday Massacres: Why lipstick and a Moustache affect your performance

By • May 13th, 2013

New police disciplinary guidelines written by Inspector General of Police, Kale Kayihura, if they are to be approved, will mean [...]

Monday Massacres: MUK Lecturers Breaking Bad

By • May 6th, 2013

Lecturers at the prestigious Makerere University called off a strike for an increase in their pay…probably because it costs money [...]

Monday Massacres: The Greatest Inventions in Uganda

By • Apr 29th, 2013

Over the years, we’ve seen several inventions come out of this dusty pearl; there are several others being worked on [...]

Monday Massacres: State House Blowing Money Fast

By • Apr 22nd, 2013

You know that a legend never sleeps. He spends his hours awake lurking in the shadows, coming out to help [...]