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Monday Massacres: How To Be An Amazing MP

By • May 20th, 2013

(Mellow sound of a stream of water flowing. Deep baritone comes in over that) Here at Urban Legend Kampala’s plush, [...]



Monday Massacres: Why lipstick and a Moustache affect your performance

By • May 13th, 2013

New police disciplinary guidelines written by Inspector General of Police, Kale Kayihura, if they are to be approved, will mean [...]



Monday Massacres: MUK Lecturers Breaking Bad

By • May 6th, 2013

Lecturers at the prestigious Makerere University called off a strike for an increase in their pay…probably because it costs money [...]



Monday Massacres: The Greatest Inventions in Uganda

By • Apr 29th, 2013

Over the years, we’ve seen several inventions come out of this dusty pearl; there are several others being worked on [...]



Monday Massacres: State House Blowing Money Fast

By • Apr 22nd, 2013

You know that a legend never sleeps. He spends his hours awake lurking in the shadows, coming out to help [...]



Monday Massacres: Drop The Flag

By • Apr 15th, 2013

There’s this restaurant in Kampala where you walk in and take a seat. You then do that eye movement used [...]



ULK Easter Recipe: Kung fu Chicken

By • Mar 26th, 2013

Easter is inching closer. It is yet another time of year for us to eat, make merry, drink, get drunk, get [...]



How To Conduct A Good Election

By • Feb 27th, 2013

We have looked on as the Kenya elections have inched closer and closer…like that smelly guy in the matatu you [...]



Monday Massacres: How to kick a lion in the balls and stay around to see what happens

By • Feb 18th, 2013

A long, long time ago, in ancient Andunga kingdom somewhere in Uganda (which at that time was merely a big [...]



Monday Massacres: The One About A Rat

By • Feb 11th, 2013

From the time Dad and Mum prayed fervently to have me until a stork dropped me in Mum’s lap, I [...]