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A Public Safety Announcement

By • May 15th, 2013

The police have launched a fantastic new promotion powered by the Ugandan public. In the exciting development, Ugandans will have [...]



Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill: Rise Of The Miniskirt

By • Apr 11th, 2013

Synopsis:  The nation wakes up to terrifying news. Miniskirts have been banned and sexiness has become an endangered species. The [...]



Pick And Play…

By • Mar 28th, 2013

I look through the hand that’s been dealt. They are shitty cards to be honest, but you know what they [...]



PLAN TO ARREST SOBER BAR PATRONS LEAKS

By • Mar 13th, 2013

KAMPALA- Following the staggering revelation that the police intend to arrest drunken pedestrians is a report that plans are underway [...]



The Academy Awards…As We Saw Them

By • Feb 26th, 2013

You probably didn’t catch it last night, but Hollywood performed an annual rite that sees men and women come together [...]



What’s Your Case | The People Versus Sumbi Eater

By • Feb 15th, 2013

The Lawyer: Your Honor, that guy in the dock has been accused of committing one of the seven deadly sins. [...]



Mike Mukula’s Prison Diary

By • Jan 25th, 2013

Dear diary, This feels odd being as it is; I’m usually the one being written about, not the one writing. [...]



Notes From An Idle Mind_The Apocalypse Toolkit

By • Dec 17th, 2012

The world is ending soon, and you know this time it’s legit because it was predicted by a bunch of [...]



Corruption Distances Self from First Lady

By • Nov 14th, 2012

Uganda- Reports littering the media that renown pilot and champion for Colgate movement- Capt. Mike had holes in his pocket [...]



BREAKING: Zuena and Music Part Ways

By • Oct 24th, 2012

UGANDA- In a startling turn of events, music and Zuena have announced that they shall be going their separate ways. [...]