Digged Out By Tom Rwahwire, The Legendary
From: My names am Cold All Hajj Nasser Ssebbaggalla
To: Those of NRM
Re: Resignational Letter
Me as Sseya am righting here to officially declare how am withdrawing my behind from you NRM.
This is due to many fax. Me I don’t like speculations, unless it is speculation of glasses to make me look more in delligents. I only deal in fax.
Fax number one: You deceived me that I was minister of Polio. Then now I hear there is campaign to radicate all Polio from Uganda. Now if there is no polio I will be minister of what. That is not a question. You have found me looking. I withdraw my behind.
Fax Number Two: I told you desire was my private parts. Instead you members of NRM sharing the photo of her nakedity on the NRM Whatsapp. Me do I fwd pix of your side dishes? I just chaw them and keep quiet. See your lives.
Fax number three: You hoes ain’t loyal. I wasn’t borne last night. When Amama was dismitted from prime impex you could not even DM me to see if I wanted? Okay keep. #YOLO
Those are all the fax I give. Look at them.
Now, you want me to tell you where I am going now that I have relieved myself from NRM.
First of all, as you all a wear, Sseya is big pimping. I am going to get sectual entercose from famous sex cymbals. Yeah. Who needs English with game this strong? You talk in English while I shag in Luganda.
Secondry am going to make a new party. DP are wiseacring on me. They don’t know I slept with their side dishes last night.
So am going to join Gagamel we make gagamel a political party. Gagamel has power. They have a generater. Then we make Bebe stand in twenty thouthand sickisiteen. Then he make me Minister of Polio AND also coccodiosis.
Then NRM comes to put behind on me I will kick it.