This Is Why Uganda Has The Best Politicians

By • Jun 21st, 2013 • Category: Politics

Several reports have revealed that Uganda’s politicians, including Clark Museveni Kent, are the worst in East Africa.

I say to hell with those reports. They don’t know what they want in life. We might have lost the regional political championships but we sure as hell have the best political team in the World Cup. In the last World Cup, we versed the U.S. in the finals and won the match when George Bush failed to find Osama Bin Laden and we found Joseph Kony’s plates and saucepans. And a pirated DVD of Spiderman.

And a pirated DVD of Spiderman.

I’ll give you five good reasons why Uganda has the best damn politicians in the world and if you still refuse to believe, you have my permission to go and die.

They are noble

They believe the nation’s funds belong to the people and since they represent the people, they take the funds on their behalf.

 

They are focused

Once they get into power, nothing will unplug them. Not even elections. They serve their country nonstop.

 

They are humble

They like to mingle with the common man.

Mingle

 

They are trendy

They discourage letter writing in an era that has many internets filled with Facebook, Twitter, G+ and Whatsapp.

 

They are full of dreams

Sleeping beauties

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  • Sandra

    Hahahhahha all true 😀

  • crazymartha

    indeed thy do have dreams