Who Or What Is LK 4?
Not who you think. You thought he was just some miscellaneous nigga there who saw the chance at free room and board in a luxury resort in outside countries for three months during which all he had to do was try to copulate with African women and drink heavily? But wait, my friend. There is more to LK4 than his three balls.
He has three testicles?
No, that is just a fancy way of saying somebody is a sports player. We say they have three balls. Lugudde has two testicles and one basketball. Or at least we assume there are two testicles. We DMd Zari to ask but she isn’t responding
ULKampala @Zarithebosslady Hey Zari, hi. How many testes does LK4 have? #justasking
So what else is there to him, besides the nutsack?
It was revealed just before he left the Big Brother House, that Ivan Lugudde Katwe is actually a royal, a prince.
You mean like Akeem?
Worse, because he is, it is reported, second in line to the throne.
Mbu Second in line to rule? How come Sejusa never warned us about him?
Maybe it’s not the throne of Uganda per se. Maybe he is second in line to the throne of like a part of Kisaasi.
Are you sure he wasn’t just drunk and talking shit? You know how these bakopi like getting drunk and talking shit.
Possibly. Because he also mentioned that his mum had 17 cars
But she kind of does. I mean if you assume he forgot to mention the words “former” and “Sugar” in that sentence.
What else was he up to in the Big Brother House?
Well, as we saw in the job description, trying to shag Africans from other countries.
Did he manage?
We understand that there was a South African called Cholesterol who was poised to give him some but then they both got evicted.
What? They dare evict the Prince? His Royal Supreme Highness Lugudde Katwe IV?
You’ve got the “highness” part right. I mean, how much do you have to drink to go on tv and tell the whole of Africa that you are the fucking prince of Uganda?