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He Has A Child With Someone Else

By • Jan 28th, 2013 • Category: Uncle Agony

Uncle Agony dear,

My husband and I have been together for over five years now. I love him so much and we have three kids together. However, I recently discovered something very shocking that I’m still confused about what to do even after asking my friends and family about it. I found out that he has another child with another woman. We’ve been so in love that I could never have thought of him as a cheater. To make matters worse, he got this child during our marriage and when I found out, he asked that I don’t tell anyone. Can you believe it? Anyway, I don’t want to put my family to shame either so I’ll not even use my name. I’m still so shocked and confused. What should I do?

S.

 

S dear,

This is Sarah, right? Sarah Ariho from Gayaza? Wow, it’s been ages, chick! I last saw you at that company workshop in Entebbe about two years ago. How’s life? I hear things at home are tight? Your husband keeps talking about you two having problems or something like that. I always bump into him. Apparently, you’re blowing some stuff about some kid out of proportion lol. Typical Sarah from way back. It’s just a kid. Give it time and it will grow up and get married and leave you guys alone.

Oh, by the way, the boss still hates you for yapping about that little incident when he gripped your ass in office. Hehe. Sarah Sarah Sarah!! It’s just an ass. I mean if it were that important to you, you wouldn’t leave it dangling behind your body all the time like that. You’d probably keep it in your bank account or something.

But meanwhile you’re lost for real. You never pick my calls. What’s up? We should meet for coffee some time soon. Oh, and don’t tell your dude I talked about your family stuff. He’ll bust my balls if he finds out I told you.

 

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  • Judith

    lol if agony columns were like this, i’d probably read them any day.