As you know Shanita made bail and she’s now out. So what if she’s out? Well, so THIS. We have found her full weekend plot here…
Friday:
3.00pm: Pose for cameras
4.00pm: Pose for newspaper headlines
5.30pm: Organise my surprise party
7.00pm: Enter disco
7.01pm: Be surprised by my party
8.00pm: Tell DJ to stop music for speeches
8.01pm: He refuses
8.02pm: I bribe him
8.03pm: Make speech thanking myself for coming back
8.40pm: People cheer and music starts again
3.00am: I go home and wait for tomorrow
Saturday:
2.00pm: Wake up
2.30pm: Wonder why Princess Komuntale didn’t invite me for her wedding
2.40pm: I get pissed
4.00pm: Still pissed
5.00pm: But how?! I am the queen of parties and all ceremonies in Uganda
6.00pm: Call Komuntale
6.01pm: Realise I don’t have her number
7.00pm: Get more pissed
7:02pm: Call off second surprise party
Sunday:
9.00am: Google another Greenhalgh
9.05am: Who is this… Amama Mbabazi?
9.06am: He expanded my business
9.07am: I realise someone is reading my diary
9.08am: I stop writing
9.09am: Start thinking
9.11am: Realise they can still read my thoughts
912am: Stop thinking. Just be myself
