Uganda– Reports littering the media that renown pilot and champion for Colgate movement- Capt. Mike had holes in his pocket during the infamous Global Fund saga and that moneys placed in his care migrated to the more conducive environs of the Office of the First Lady.
Understandably, the general public has not taken this sitting down and has ceased the opportunity to drag Corruption into this mess.
“I don’t know why I’m here to be honest. I have other issues to deal with. I’ve barely completed my work with authorities responsible for fixing roads and now this…” yelled the popular scapegoat.
Corruption went on to say that the whole notion of being friends with the first family is improper and out of line, “I can’t say we are tight, as such. Put a gun to my head and maybe I’d say we are hi-friends. Calling us acquaintances would be cutting it too close”.
Members from an anonymous political party hell bent on offering a forum for obtaining change democratically dispute these claims, “The first family are no strangers to corruption and should own up. It would be better for them and the country…”
Officials within the country’s police force, who are familiar with corruption said that the relationship corruption shares with the first family is suspect at best and one speaking on condition of anonymity claimed that the relationship status the two share on Facebook, a popular site people run to because they can’t find real friends in real life, is “complicated”.
Captain Mike could not be reached for a comment as he was engaged in talks with his tailor over how best his pockets could be customized to retain more money next time.