You heard the news that Bad Black’s ninja lover David Greenhulk is to face police over anal sex? Which is illegal in Uganda?
So one morning at a Uganda Police station…
Corporal: Afande sir!
Boss: Yes corporal?
Corporal: Me and Bwana Otokot we arrested this man committing a traffic offence.
Boss: So? Lock him inside. You don’t have to report to me.
Corporal: But sir…this is a…special traffic offence.
Boss: What is it?
Corporal: He was…we got him driving in the wrong lane.
Boss: And how is that special?
Corporal: Sir…I…he…
Otokot: We caught him having sex in the buttocks.
Boss: OKWO! Kyam kara myekempitpit!!
Corporal: Pardon?
Otokot: He’s talking in Luo tongues.
Boss: Whose buttocks was he committing the traffic offence in?
Otokot: The ones of Bad Black.
Boss: MY GOODNESS! Bestiality.
Corporal: Pardon?
Otokot: He means having sex with animals.
Corporal: Man, where do you learn these things?
Otokot: I went to Buddo. We had many animals and our girls were ugly. By the way, the new Miss Uganda is my O.G.
Corporal: You’re lying!
Otokot: I swear. Even all the famous girls. Bad Black, Erias Lukwago…
Boss: What’s the prisoner’s name?
Corporal: Greenhalgh.
Boss: You Green…you prisoner! Do you know that in sexual intercourse there’s input and output? You don’t put your business in the output. It’s not in the constitution.
Corporal: Sir, even Bad Black said that…
Boss: Who?
Corporal: The owner of the buttocks. She said that she was paid billions to be driven in the wrong lane.
Boss: Animals talk?
Otokot: The ones of Uganda do. It started with the Firebase crew and all other goats countrywide copied.
Boss: What’s happening to this country? Corporal, bring for me my Padlock.
Corporal: You mean the iPad?
Boss: Just bring! I want to show this man the tutorial video our police force uses for sexual combat. Maybe he’ll learn the correct things to do to a woman. Green prisoner, have you seen our Ingrid Boob video?
