Notes From an Idle mind | When a mind goes blank

By • Apr 18th, 2012 • Category: Notes From An Idle Mind

There is no news worth playing with at the moment so I’m going to have to do a self absorbed piece. But then that would mean you would be an unwitting party to this little ditty, practically watching me play with myself…this is not the Hitchhiker’s column, so I’ll behave.

I’m not a dick so I’ll observe the moment of silence that George Kakoma so rightfully deserves. The government would do well to observe a moment as well… one of say 24hours and then slap the Public Holiday tag on it.

Kony 2012 has got a sequel of some sort, but I don’t even know how newsworthy that is. To be honest, I didn’t think the first round Kony fever was worth all the hype. And by first round I don’t mean the original one that saw lots of people lose their lives at the hands of notorious rebel and anti-fashionista Joseph Kony. It’s the Russell nonsense I’m talking about.

It’s one thing to be late to the dock, but how is jerking off going to help you catch that ship after it’s sailed…. {never underestimate the power of seamen}.

Don’t judge me, I told you I’m having a slow day.

A while back there was some sort of debate raging somewhere over the merits of circumcision. You know something is very wrong when that becomes an issue, but hey, some scientists have gone out of their way to investigate why duck’s feathers get wet when they swim.

It’s pretty obvious that these people are not saleswomen peddling their ‘where’s’…. wares in some weird dingy bar with a bouncer that seems hell bent on crushing your nuts as he performs the regular body search. Half the time you expect him to look you square in the eye as he does so and ask, “Do these still work?” And you know for a fact that you’re not going to use that to extract a discount from the ladies in there, “Come on nawe, its like jelly, you won’t even feel it. Just give me a discount”


So there were rumours going about that Robert Mugabe had passed away due to prostate cancer related issues… actually, I think the Prostate Cancer was the issue. That’s been dispelled though and it turns out that he is on holiday in Singapore…. When you think about it though, it sounds like something you’d pick up in the Red Pepper…and it wouldn’t be so nice. “The two love birds have been seeing each other for about a year, but he has been known to go on holiday in a campus girl’s Singapore…”

Sorry guys, I’m on the brink of writing about Malaria, I think it’s better for everyone concerned if I just shut up now. ON the plus side I can use this when I’m auditioning for a newspepper.

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