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Mutebile Says Only God Can Sack Him. Meanwhile At Some Meeting…

By • Mar 2nd, 2012 • Category: Politics

Over at parliament…

 

  • Maybe one of us can dress like God and then go and fire him.

 

  • But no one has ever seen God.

 

  • Me I’ve seen the film.

 

  • Which film?

 

  • The one where this man and the woman were naked and…

 

  • That was pornography you fool!

 

  • But she kept shouting “Oh my God!”

 

Meanwhile at the NRM caucus…

 

  • Which God was he meaning? The one up or the one at State House?

 

  • Hard to tell.

 

  • When he said it, was he holding a Bible or a fighter jet?

 

  • Are you stupid? How can someone hold a fighter jet?

 

  • Don’t be a fala! Have you seen Rambo in Matrix?

 

  • That was Neo.

 

  • Ne-yo this one of Obsessions?

 

  • Guys, let’s stick to the subject.

 

  • Drinks are over. We either end the meeting or we ask for more money from parliament.

 

Back at parliament…

 

  • What if we tell him God is an MP?

 

  • No, he may see through that.

 

  • What if we blind him and then tell him?

 

Back at the NRM caucus…

 

  • Okay, while we wait for the drinks, what should we talk about?

 

  • Something.

 

  • Good. Anything else?

 

  • Something else.

 

  • Very good! I like the way this young man is thinking. Keep it up and you’ll become a minister.

 

  • I am a minister.

 

  • That’s the spirit! Believing is receiving.

 

Back at parliament…

 

  • Sir, the ministers have sent me for more money for drinks.

 

  • Are they discussing something that will build this great nation?

 

  • They are talking about Obsessions.

 

  • That’s their idea?! Guys, I hear the NRM circus is…

 

  • NRM caucus…

 

  • Go and wait at the reception! Wamma you, I hear the ministers want to send Obsessions to sack him.

 

  • That will only work if you change the spelling.

 

  • What spelling?

 

  • Suck.

 

  • Okay, everyone in agreement of changing the spelling put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care.

 

  • Good. I think we are all in agreement. Catch you guys in club. And yes, the money for their drinks is approved. Such great thinking individuals!

 

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