Uninterested Guys Vs Slow Guys

By • Feb 23rd, 2012 • Category: Love Doctor

Girls, before you go calling guys slow, learn to tell the difference between slow guys and guys who are just not interested.

It’s like this Amazing Race producer who died in a hotel room in Kampala. Foreign newspapers say thugs killed him yet the police say cocaine killed him.

And you know how it’s hard to tell the two apart. The thugs could have been ninjas disguised as cocaine. They confronted him, he sniffed them and then bam! They killed him and dissolved in his blood system and ran off with his valuables.

 

Some of the thugs apprehended by police

But let’s talk about slow guys and uninterested guys. Here are seven top differences.

 

  • While an uninterested guy will jam to kiss you because he doesn’t want to disturb your lips, a slow guy will jam to kiss you because your face is weirdly too close to his.

 

  • While an uninterested guy will jam to buy you a drink because he accidentally put his wallet back in his pocket before getting the money, a slow guy will jam to buy you a drink because the drink may take your attention away from him.

 

  • While an uninterested guy will jam to hold your hand in public because you look like you know where you’re going, a slow guy will jam to hold your hand because he’s afraid you might think he likes your hand more than he likes you.

 

  • While an uninterested guy will not call you because he doesn’t think he left anything at your place, a slow guy will not call you because he has never been to your place and can’t ask if he left anything there.

 

  • While an uninterested guy will choose another chick over you on the dance floor because she was there and he didn’t want to offend her, a slow guy will choose another chick over you because he wants to get her out of the way and come back to you.

 

  • While an uninterested guy will not say hi to you on the street because you might think he’s hitting on you, a slow guy will not say hi because you might think he’s moving a little too fast.

 

  • While an uninterested guy will jam to give you his umbrella on a rainy day because you might get it wet, a slow guy will jam to give you the umbrella because he wants to put nothing above you.

 

So what kind do you think he is?

 

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  • Brainiarch

    Lame!