Quiz. Think. Cogitate. Answer Questions.

By • Oct 4th, 2011 • Category: WTH

Welcome to yet another edition of the Urban Legend General Knowledge Quiz. Unlike the other competitions we have had where the company offers a prize, this one, at the insistence of our legal department, I’m running alone. Because the prize I’m offering is…

Wait. Before I tell you the prize, let’s do the qualifying round.

Arrange the following in order of importance:

  • Arsenal
  • Gololamoses
  • Oxygen
  • Carbon Dioxide

 

If you got the order right, then you can proceed to the next stage. The in this stage, if you get the answers right, then you win a date with Grace Nakimera. Don’t worry about the fact that she doesn’t know anything about this date. I will take care of all that. Just answer the questions.

 

Zagizeezay

The republic of Uganda is about to celebrate its Indepence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. This independence was achieved 49 (approximately) years ago, when the Union Jack was lowered and the Ugandan flag, which has no name, was raised. Now, answer the following questions correctly.

 

1. The king of England at the time of Independence was King George VI. Who is the current King of England? Is it:

a)      Elton John

b)      Alex Ferguson

c)       Collin Firth

d)      The Late Idi Amin

 

2. Uganda was the first African nation to gain independence from the British. This was achieved through a bloody rebellion that cost the lives of millions of warriors who sacrificed their lives so that we can be free of tyranny. Why did they sacrifice their lives?

a)      So that we can be free from tyranny, teacher.

b)      Due to being tired of the sausage.

c)       They thought this was Sparta

d)      They wanted to win a date with Grace Nakimera

3.  Who won the Uganda Vs Kenya football match that is slated for this coming Saturday?

a)      That has nothing to do with independence

b)      Uganda, of course

c)       It hasn’t happened yet, so we don’t know. We just support our boys no matter what.

d)      We extend a hand of brotherhood and African love to all Kenyans everywhere except the members of their football team the Harambee Stars: those ones are going down hard.

Now, check your answers. If you got two correct then congratulations!  You win a date with Grace Nakimera paid for by me, Baz, at the Serena Hotel itself, and I mean the one in Kampala CBD, not the one in made of iron sheets in Bweyos. That one is called Salina Woteli, and Grace can’t go there. She will get fleas in her hairpiece.

If you got ALL three answers correct then even more congratulations. You win marriage to Grace.

However, you got all the answers wrong so you win jack shit. Too bad. They have reopened Makerere at least. Genda osome.

 

 

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