Winners and Losers, Ballers and Bollocks, Tops and Bottoms etc

By • Sep 16th, 2011 • Category: Columns

 

Celebrating the winners and the losers. The ballers and the bollocks.

 

Well Done!

Our winners this week are:

  • Jennifer Musisi aka Lady MuGaga (she has a fat paycheck and therefore is ballin’) decreed that antiwater sons of warlocks will no longer be allowed to ride victims through the city on their death-cycles. She’s out to decongest the blocked-up colon that we call Kampala City. And she’s going to win.

 

  • Our second winner is also Jennifer Musisi.aka Jennifer Mu$i$i. She decreed that the vile, snotty, scabied urchin offspring of the vendors who sit on streets selling merchandise that she is too good to buy (She’s even on talk time. She doesn’t scratch cards) should eat less and go to less schools and therefore, swept their parents off the streets upon which they earn their living. They left. She wins.

 

MSW

And the losers of the week.

  • People who like cheap things. The vendors who sell them are not there any more. Get more money, losers. Get a job. Get a job as Chief Executive Officer of a city and then you will be able to afford stuff in shops. Msw.

 

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