Dear Agony Uncle
Agony Uncle Is Busy. It’s me, Baz. Agony Cuzo
Dear Agony Cuzo,
I have been in a steady relationship with Grace Nakimera for the past four years. I have been a good boyfriend to her. I’ve been generous, sensitive, kind, I have given her her space and I have been faithful. But I am beginning to feel that she is neglectful. She doesn’t answer my calls, or reply my emails. I am not even sure it’s her real email address. I send mail to firstname.lastname@example.org and it bounces. I sent her a friend request long ago, and she’s still never accepted me. What can I do to get our relationship on track?
Stop stalking, you creep.
By the way, do you think anyone stalks Chilli Galz?