- Senior Staff (The Five of Us)
- Junior Staff (Business Manager)
Kiwatule Recreation Centre
Staff: Why are we here again?
Manager: Last time we met indoors I almost died from second hand smoke.
Staff: Gwe, what is this place? Nga I’ve never seen it before.
Staff: It’s Kiwatule Recreation Centre. It’s like for people to bring their kids. When…
Staff: I don’t have kids! And I don’t even know what that woman is talking about. She was lying. That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
Staff: A father who abandons his children. How droll.
Staff: Okay, maybe just one little kid. But he’s being raised by his mother’s husband. She doesn’t know, so shush.
Staff: If it’s a place for kids, what about that group of middle aged people in the corner wearing thick Nigerian clothes and suits in this heat?
Staff: That’s the organization committee of Bidandi Ssali for president. You know this is his rec centre.
Manager: Can we open this meeting? Your attention guys, I need to get your approval of this new logo.
Staff: Bidandi Ssali is standing for President?
Staff: I think he is. And so does he.
Staff: Imagine how awesome it would be if he wins. Bebe Cool would become head of PGB!
Staff: And he would finally have the executive powers to arrest and torture all his haters!
Manager: Guys, please, your attention. We have to look at this logo. You see, we are trying to position …
Staff: Does anyone have a light? I can’t find mine.
Manager: …position our brand…
Staff: Which boda brought you? The cross-eyed guy with the red element?
Staff: Yeah. How did you know?
Staff: King of all pickpockets. One eye watches you the other eye watches the pockets. Check and see. You don’t have a wallet any more either.
Staff: Shit! You’re right!
Staff: Waitress, do you have those drinks with the leaves in them? The ones that be at Mateos. Emwito.
Manager: So this logo is going to establish ULK as an ..
Staff: No, it’s a cocktail. It has leaves in it. Called Emwito. Leaves. Tastes minty. What? Mwito. Mohito. Okay. That one.
Staff: Dude, you want to drink a mohito? When did you come out of the closet?
Staff: ***k you! Those leaves rock. I drank those leaves at Mateos and had a flashback to the day I defiled my teacher in S1…
Staff: You defiled her?
Staff: Well, it started with her thinking she was coming for me, but by the end it was clear who had done what to whom. I made her a woman.
Manager: Look, you guys, just take a look at the damn logo, please?
Staff: Wow. Nice. My eyes are crying. Put it there.