Monday Massacres: Santa Claus Drops Hot Ho song

By • Dec 27th, 2010 • Category: Monday Massacres

Fresh from a successful trip around the world spreading love and good cheer, Santa Claus was approached by our very own HipHap Evangelists, the same guys that convinced our Head of State to drop something. After hours of negotiation, raised voices, flailing tempers, sweaty palms and a bit of shaking down, an agreement was reached. Santa was ready to take on Fiddy cent and all those guys with bulging muscles who rule the industry. When penning the lyrics, he chose to draw from recent experience seeing as he had just been around the world, giving ho’s to everyone in sight. Presenting, (drumroll, excitement, smoke, clouds, thunder, drummer-boy-groping-stage-girl), the one, the only, like you’ve never heard him before, Gangsta Santa aka G-Sant.

Yo yo yo yo
(chorus)
I dropped  ho’s (background vocalists repeat: ho’s) X 2
In different area codes
I said I dropped ho’s (ho’s)
In different area codes

I come out only during this ho-liday
Dropping ho’s ‘n gifts like they are the neighborhood dope, man
You checkin up the scene, I’m dropping a ho tonight
Yo ho-rizontal, I’m vertical all night
Dropping gifts from my big ass sack
Swinging this sleigh like I’m no jerk

I dropped  ho’s (ho’s) X 2
In different area codes
I said I dropped ho’s (ho’s)
In different area codes

Is it cuz you like my santa walk? (santa walk)
Is it cuz you like my santa talk? (santa talk..ohh)
Is it cuz you like my santa sleigh? (santa sleigh….)
Is it cuz you like my santa ways? (santa  ways..ohh)
Whatever it is, you love it
And you just won’t let me be
But hey, that’s g
I’ll be at yours, sliding down your chimney (chimney…wink wink)
And if you’ve been good, I’ll drop you something
If you have no chimney, hey, you get nothing

I dropped  ho’s (ho’s) X 2
In different area codes
I said I dropped ho’s (ho’s)
In different area codes (repeat till fade)

ULK: Going against his publicists advice, dude took a pic:

Gangster Santa

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