I’ve never crossed any road – Chicken

By • Nov 29th, 2010 • Category: Society

Chicken, the famous road crosser has made a public outcry denying claims that it has ever crossed any road. This was at a press conference held early this morning at Chicken Towers in Kampala.

“Me liivu me!” it shouted. “I see people here telling their friends mbu simanyi ‘why did the chicken cross the road?’ Did you see me crossing any road? If I crossed roads, do you know how many times I would have died by now? Then they put funny reasons that are not even related to our way of life. Mssscheeeew.”

I don't remember crossing any road!

It cautioned the general public against reasoning like hens by trying to act mature adding that the chicken community kept food and all basic needs in one place and there was really no need to waste time crossing roads. “Not with these potholes of yours. What would we even be doing crossing roads when Christmas is just around the corner? All we’re doing right now is finding places to hide, not crossing roads. What’s wrong with you people?”

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