Top Ten Things That Be In Women’s Handbags

By • Nov 8th, 2010 • Category: Top 10

We did the research. Yeah. We went there. And we checked. And we found.

10. Shoes: You think they wear high heels all the time? Nah.

9. Perfume: Turns out women don’t naturally smell of le jardins de celleste.

8. Weapons: Don’t think just cos she’s a chick…

7. Cash: Don’t think just cos she’s a chick…

6. International Oestrogen Mafia Membership Card. The IOM is the secret women’s club that they all belong to. Its goal is our doom.

5. Rocks: To throw at boys. As per instructions from the IOM delivered in this cute cartoon.

4. Telephone: Cos you know how they like to talk.

3. Scraps of paper with the numbers of various dudes. Doesn’t mean she’s going to call you. She just didn’t want to be rude so she put the ka-paper with your number on it in her bag.

2. More shoes.

1. Marijuana.

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  • Lanzi

    You guys left out one thing. One very importnat thing and th ladies here are not about to tell.

  • pinkauto

    Number one on point especially on the weekend! I usually carry a hunting knife after an attempted robbery a while back and i think you left out one important one! But only the ladies would know. :-0

  • Sarah

    IOM is some serious shizzle!