M7 and other guys start campaigns

By • Nov 1st, 2010 • Category: Politics

Accomplished rapper Yoweri Museveni and some other political people have today started nationwide campaigns for 2011 presidency. Rapper Museveni of the NRM already has yellow posters strewn allover the city while the others have nothing.

The rapper promised to fight corruption, build more roads in the city, promote prosperity in Eastern Uganda, and record more politically irrelevant hits. However, the others have not promised anything yet or even printed any posters. The others include one of them, another one, another one, another one, another one, another one, another one and then the last one. They were all nominated last week and given the go-ahead to campaign.

Rapper Museveni is already several steps ahead with his billboard topping single, “You Want Another Rap?” while the others are yet to do something equally significant. One of them, a representative of some political party commented that (some words came out his mouth but our reporter was staring at a yellow poster).

“Blah blah blah yada yada blubber blubber gobble wabble gobble blah blah,” he said as our reporter gecko-nodded as if in comprehension. “Yaba Yaba talk talk gabble wabble blah blah.”

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