Golola takes battle to outer space

By • Oct 26th, 2010 • Category: Society

Golola disorganises the entire cast of 300. Including the director.

After conquering every weakling superhero in Hollywood, Bollywood, Nollywood, Anywood, in video games and even in people’s imaginations, Ugandan kick boxing champion Golola Moses has resorted to attacking and killing superheroes on other planets for no particular reason.

Prior to the decision, it was determined that Golola had defeated every superhero in the past, past participle, present continuous and the future, and was now bored. “He has not killed any superhero in over a week now. It’s very sad,” said his spokesperson whose name had been killed by Golola due to the boredom.

“The last time he was bored, he bent the E in DELL, he surfed the internet with nothing but a surfboard; he even watched movies using Microsoft Word. We cannot afford to let him stay bored,” he added and promised that even if there were no superheroes on other planets, Golola would kill them before they existed.

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