The most popular form of birth control. Also the least popular form of birth control.
You know how rape is sex with someone without their full consent? Masturbation is sex with someone without their participation.
8: Tubal Ligation
Oh, that’s sexy talk, right there. That’s a turn-on. “C’mere boy, let’s do it! My tubes are all ligated for you. Ooooh!”
Quit being so whiny, guys, it’s not like a castration.
6: Cutting your nuts off
THIS is like a castration.
5: The Pill
By the way, you know this thing is for taking every day without fail? Like preps.
These days they are more like marital aid devices than birth control. Nti there is Megabonus which adds length for those who need. I hear. Me I don’t know.
3: Coitus Interruptus
We keep telling you fools to switch off your phones if you don’t want calls. The kaphone beeps and you stop to see and it’s like “8008: For the Latest Sports Scores!”
Don’t trust that guy. He won’t.
If claiming that you have a headache doesn’t work, try dios.