10: PIZZA MARGHERITA by Dominos
Hot, cheesy spicy and filling if you eat it early. If you wait for it to cool then, like all pizza it becomes, well, just pizza.
9: CHIPS & CHICKEN by I Feel Like Chicken Tonight
The problem with Chicken is that they have only two legs. We should invent chicken with six legs. We don’t need wings.
8: CHIPS & LIVER by Bon Apetit
Endless amusement can be got by telling the waitress you want “Chipsy River” and making her repeat your order.
7: DOGGY BAGS by Javas
It won’t taste as good when you get home, though. That’s why it’s called a doggy bag.
6: MUWOGO by Mama Baby
Fresh from the pan, fried right there on a Sunday morning. Your hangover loves you.
5: CHINESE by Fang Fang
A doggy bag which performs much better in microwave ovens.
4: ROLEX by Munna
Quick and filling and cheap. Diarrhoea at no extra cost.
3: LEFTOVERS by The Kwanjula/Family Function
First of all, it’s a miracle that there was anything left over. Your mom is sharp. She got some and kept for you.
2: TV CHICKEN by Ntinda
Also called Tololating chicken because it kutololas in the glass-fronted grill. Most delicious thing ever.
1: OBAMA ROLEX by Sula (Feat. One more chapatti)
There’s Obama in the mix. What else do you want?