My life has lost meaning

By • Oct 8th, 2010 • Category: Uncle Agony

Uncle Agony dear,

My boyfriend cheated on me and when I found out, he broke up with me. It’s been a week since the devastating breakup. I find it hard to sleep, eat or even get out of the house. I feel like I have nothing else to live for and at some point I seriously wanted to die. How do you get over something like this? Please help me.

Patience.

Patience dear,

Your name precedes you, I see. Statistically speaking, the biggest percentage of the world’s population doesn’t know how to die. They just have to be trained to know how to do it. You don’t just wake up one morning and suddenly want to die fwaaa. It takes professional guidance or you’ll do it wrong and end up killing yourself. But generally, it is important to learn from your situation that when your lover cheats on you, try as hard as you can not to find out.

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