I don’t know her

By • Oct 6th, 2010 • Category: Letters To The Editor

Legendary Editor,

My name is Rock Music. After reading one of the recent Issues of New Vision’s City Beat magazine, I am concerned and perturbed by rumours walking around that I am involved in a clandestine affair with Rachel K. This is to inform the general public that contrary to popular insinuations, until yesterday, I had never seen, heard of or even met anyone named Rachel K. I have never had carnal knowledge with that woman.

I only met her yesterday through a close friend, Goddamn Local Music, who disclosed to me that miss Kiwanuka (Rachel K) desperately wanted to be a part of my life. In fact, my friend played me a few CDs that showed Rachel K cruelly forcing herself on me. The things that came off that CD were extremely painful and psychologically torturing. However, out of sheer respect for her, I didn’t file for assault. I respectfully said no to her advances and walked away.

I humbly ask the media and everyone else involved to please stop linking me to that woman. In the same vein, I’d like to make it clear that I’ve never moved out with Angela Katatumba or anyone from Blu*3. The latter are the ones who tried to hit on me one Thursday night at Steak Out with their song, Strong Woman (Which really agitated me because they are already in a serious relationship with my friend, Goddamn Local Music). I hope my plea will not be ignored.

Rock.

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  • http://deeinanutshell.wordpress.com Darlkom

    It’s annoying how she’s getting publicity for featuring on ‘The Uneven Band’s’ set and they’re not getting their much deserved props.

  • flow

    if they (uneven band) had kahoonas, they let her go, but its all they can get next to lip syncing.

  • http://nevender.blogspot.com neva

    I think Rachel is O.K. No problem with her.

  • reagan

    you are right mr rock music kiwanuka’s music makes me wonder which type of rock it is. may be local rock

  • Lanzi

    She cannot sing rock but I think she can sing ‘amazing grace’ quite well.

  • http://kuzic.wordpress.com CK

    HAHAHA…enuf said. ” I am rock Music”

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