Should I break up with her?

By • Sep 29th, 2010 • Category: Uncle Agony

Uncle Agony dear,

I met this girl about eight months ago and fell in love with her almost immediately. I loved her so much and made sure I showed it. However, a few months down the road, she started acting funny. She suddenly hated the way I acted saying I cared too much. She became secretive and it felt like she didn’t like me anymore. Recently, she asked for us to have some time apart. Apparently, it will help our relationship grow stronger. What should I do?

Worried M.

Worried M dear,

It happened to me too. I met myself about 2 years ago and it was love at first sight. The moment I saw myself, I knew I had to spend the rest of my life with me. It was magical. I got to know myself so intimately that it wasn’t long before I decided to meet my parents. They liked me immediately, welcomed me to the family and accepted me to marry myself. However, a few weeks down the road, there was a pothole. I started noticing funny things about myself. I received late night phone calls and text messages and even lied to myself about where I spent my weekends. A few days later, I found out I was cheating on myself. So you’re not the only one.

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  • Lady Sinister

    Your Family “Accepted you to marry yourself…”. Gosh Erique. You should be put down.