Baby Andrew was yesterday released from the womb after successfully completing his sentence. The healthy baby boy was found guilty of breaking and entering and sentenced to 9 months in the womb without parole.
Upon release, he was welcomed by friends and family who offered their guidance and promised to help him back on his feet. Because he was still recovering from the shock of a new life, he wasn’t available for comment but his father and spokesman, Mr. Nsima Paul pledged to keep him on the right path to avoid future womb sentences.
“I’m glad that he has been given a chance to reform. He will need to get a job at some point but for now he’ll be staying with us and we’ll treat him like our own son. We are considering letting him grow up first,” said Nsima. The baby was adorned with numerous gifts including toys and nappies to help him through his new life.