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  • How are you ugly? Let me count the ways… a TOP TEN

    How are you ugly? Let me count the ways… a TOP TEN

    In life there are beautiful people and ugly people. That is how it is. And that is all that matters. As a youngster , I did not believe this. Instead I believed Jesus when he told me that God loves us just the same. However my great aunt Marjorie, who ... Read More
  • How do you understand me?

    Notes From An Idle Mind | What's In A Name?

    The news in brief; Syda Bbumba and Khiddu Makubya resign from positions of power {That would have been punny if Bbumba had done this during that Energy Minister period, now it’s flatter than a graph tracking Red Banton’s career} General Tinyefuza resigns from his name The president intercepts a letter addressed to the ... Read More
  • Resignation 101

    Resignation 101

    Late last week, two people resigned from their birth right to be in the cabinet. They left the cabinet. They came out of the cabinet. They came out of the closet. As is the norm with such acts, the world was shocked. People couldn’t believe it was going down. Next ... Read More
  • "Is there anything you would like me to do for you?"

    Monday Massacres: The Interview

    The Monday Massacres were supposed to go up first thing today, a Monday which has been massacred, however, we had a staff glitch. Our new intern is doesn’t know what she’s doing. I wonder why we even gave her the position. Oh, yeah. Because the other intern was too busy/ hot ... Read More
  • Kenyans Are Ugly But Ugandans Are Swagger Gangstas

    Kenyans Are Ugly But Ugandans Are Swagger Gangstas

    First, who or what is a swagger gangsta? Many of you have fallen sick and failed to eat or sleep because you couldn’t find answers to this question. In fact you didn't even know you were suffering from question. Well, in the simplest words, everyone is a swagger gangsta. No? The following ... Read More
  • Dark Tales | SN1 EP4

    Dark Tales | SN1 EP4

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  • Bump Dat

    Bump Dat

    DJ Tumz rocking your socks off!! Turn up the volume...         Bump Dats from the past Downloading .MP3 instructions Mac users: Mouse-click 'Download .MP3 Now' while holding Control key Select 'Save Link As' or 'Download Linked File' Windows users: Right mouse-click 'Download .MP3 Now' Read More
  • Introducing The First Facebook Toilet

    Introducing The First Facebook Toilet

    Good day. And I only say this because I don’t get what “Good morning” or “Good afternoon” really means. Is it a question? If so, when you say "Good night", are you asking if I've heard any rumours that you're going to have a good night? Is it a statement? If ... Read More
  • Two Dope Hip Hop Joints

    Two Dope Hip Hop Joints

      As most of you know, I am Enygma. Or at least, I regularly pretend to be him so that I can impress gullible people. They ask: “But Engyma is tall, and you are short.” “That is part of the disguise.” “Your voice sounds different.” “It’s the mask. Even Batman’s voice sounds different with the mask.” “But ... Read More
  • Why Ugandans Are More Romantic Than Kenyans

    Why Ugandans Are More Romantic Than Kenyans

    Welcome back from the Valentine’s romance sausage. I’m happy to see that no one died from this strange plague. Except in Kenya. A recent conclusive study reported that Ugandans are more romantic than Kenyans. Now, the researchers at Synovate knew you bwanas would try to hang yourselves after reading this so they hid ... Read More
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Resignation 101

Kenyans Are Ugly But Ugandans Are Swagger Gangstas

Why Ugandans Are More Romantic Than Kenyans

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