Urban Legend Kampala

Bump Dat
DJ Tumz's drops the ' Zephyr Mix'; 16 minutes of some early and mid 2000's rock. Bump This...Then click the blue button down there to join the ULK Rockband. Jyeah! Like his page here. Follow him here. Bump Dats from the past Downloading .MP3 instructions Mac users: Mouse-click 'Download .MP3 Now' while holding Control key Select ... Read More
Bribe Someone Today
Meet State Minister for Finance (Planning) Hon. Matia Kasaija. The man pictured above was invited to NBS TV for an interview to account for government money meant for the postponed population census. What he didn’t expect was that the interview involved questions. He thought they were going to give him tea with ... Read More
Applique to Dear Matthias Kiwanuka of New York Giants.
Dear Matthias Kiwanuka, star of the American football team New York Giants How are you and how is America? I am sure it is wonderful. Even though there is Credit Crunch and gangstas shooting n*gg*z. How is New York? Do you see 50 Cent around around? Please greet him for me. Tell ... Read More
Adventures of The New Chick
Hellen: Evil. Boss. Okay, it's the new girl. She's a pain in the ass. I know I have only just met her and I can’t say I know her, but a few minutes is usually all it takes to recognise that a person is going to be excruciating your bum. I am ... Read More
Monday Massacres: Let's Rock This Town
Ever since Rachel K ceremoniously left the country last year, the music industry hasn’t been the same. The days of verve, pluck, chutzpah and all those things that Clever J, her replacement, has still failed to drum-up are long gone. The lady was a minty breath of fresh air to ... Read More
Save Us From This Generation
Legendary Editor, My name is Line. Landline. I’m an 87-year-old Uganda Telecom descendant from the Nsenene clan of 041. I’ve noticed these little children called mobile phones have taken over the entire world with their wireless nonsense. They are highly undisciplined and rowdy little rascals that are nauseatingly taking over every ... Read More
Top Ten reasons to date a boda guy
This piece was compiled from an unsolicited drop-off. There I was chilling at home in a suit, like the guy in the O-condom advert, since that’s what all guys who chill at home do…then there was a knock at the door. I reached for my durag and nunchucks and opened ... Read More
Midweek Movie Madness
We have heard rumblings and tale of a person of immense power. Such is his might, even he is afraid of letting it show. Legend speaks of a time when he shall emerge from the shadows, a time when all shall fear his might. Until then however, he lies almost ... Read More
Big Brother Stargame: Eek! Flash! Kyle! Janette!
Ivan: Right, the Big Brother Stargame is on. I didn’t catch the launch show, partly because I don’t hold the kind of clout that encourages invitation cards to cross paths with my person, but also because it sort of made more sense to watch a superhero movie that didn’t meander for ... Read More
Bobi vs Bebe vs Halima vs Kyle
Yesterday we had a full report on the Battle Of The Champions, i.e. the concert where Bobi Wine and Bebe Cool competed to find out who was the best musician ever. My colleague Erique did not attend the show but, being the super-journalist that he is, he was nevertheless able to ... Read More