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  • 21 Questions?

    21 Questions?

    50 Cent released an album with the chart topping ‘In da club’ way back in 2001 and on it was '21 questions'. Below are the original lyrics. He just changed them so he wouldn't pay me. Greedy bastard! 1. Who really let the dogs out? 2. If there's a Vice President, don't ... Read More
  • What if MH370 was a Ugandan Aeroplane!

    What if MH370 was a Ugandan Aeroplane!

    The state address from the Prime Minister. “Attention. Can I get your attention please? Afande, give them the teargas. Now, calm down my people. The government is working on finding the answers. All we know is that the plane disappeared from thin air, and we are trying to find out if ... Read More
  • Has anyone considered the possibility he was actually voting by touchscreen?

    How To Bag That Vote For President

    It's gonna be an election year in a couple of months and you know what that means. That's right, the candidates are going to go to outrageous lengths to swing the youth vote their way. The incumbent took to rap as a means of showing that he was hip and ... Read More


    A peek into what will be happening at the MPs iPads training. Trainer: Do you have your iPads with you? MPs: Yes. Trainer: Turn them on! MP for Gulu: How sir? Trainer: Do you all see the button at the bottom middle? MP for Gulu: Bottrom middle? Trainer: Ok, let me come over there and I show ... Read More
  • How to quit your Job?

    How to quit your Job?

    Everyone who has ever written a self-help book on how to be successful has only written about How to get employed but no one ever talked about How to quit your job? Here at ULK, our self help book also teaches you how to quit your job! Do you like your job? ... Read More
  • What If Uganda Was Governed By Musicians?

    What If Uganda Was Governed By Musicians?

    It started with a simple observation. That Justin Bieber can pull off the same level of governance in Uganda right now. And then our Finance Manager paid the electricity bill for the idea bulb and wham! What if Uganda was governed by entertainers? Why not? It already is. President: Kanye West Because ... Read More


    A narrative from the Police Officer's Recruiting Enforcers (PARE)! Do you like to pare my people? I said Do you like to PARE? I have a feeling this title has been used before but that shouldn’t stop me now. I’ll do what Kanye does best and just be me. I put the ... Read More
  • Me I Was Misquoted: Minister Denies Banning Miniskirts

    Me I Was Misquoted: Minister Denies Banning Miniskirts

    Last year, Uganda's Minister of Miniskirts Simon Lokodo told women to stay off miniskirts. This year, we find out that it wasn't meant in the "don't wear them" sense, but in the "don't do anything bad to them because they are precious to me" sense. Here's our interview with the Regional ... Read More
  • Here’s Why Not Medical School.

    Here's Why Not Medical School.

    Read enough out-of-the-way books, talk to some rather strange people, or even visit random obscure sites on the internet and you’ll find some great advice that no other place will provide (that and then some.) I fall in one of those categories and seeing as how I don’t recall the ... Read More
  • 14 People To Watch In ’14 | Part 02

    14 People To Watch In ’14 | Part 02

    Master Ragga Gangsta Ivan Lee started the count last week, and I’m here to finish it. Cos they call me The Finisher. The Ender. The Fullstopper. The Period. Wait! Okay, let’s move on. Aamito Stacie Frankly, I didn’t know about this girl until I was told this morning that some Ugandan somewhere ... Read More
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